Bill is the codename of a character seen in episodes "Career Day" and "The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot". He is a "professional" and respected paranormal investigator, yet he only believes in things that do not actually exist.
Bill believes in Chickenfoot, psychic lawn gnomes, vampire lemurs, and even cereal box mascots such as FrankenChokey and Count Cocofang. He is best known for constantly pursuing the latter, whom he dogmatically believes to be a real vampire. This obsession has led him to cause at least one incident when he pulled a stake on a man dressed as the Count, and pursued him.
Ironically, this "legitimate paranormal investigator" is equally convinced that all real paranormal phenomena (such as the Loch Ness Monster, aliens and dinosaurs) is "complete and utter bunk," and thus refuses to listen to any evidence that contradicts his dogma, including Dib's "theory" about Zim being an alien. However, Bill did mention the Molt and its effects, even if he didn't appear to believe in it himself.
Bill seems to be overly paranoid, as he firmly believes that all conventional paranormal events are part of an elaborate federal government coverup.
Facts of Doom
- Bill was voiced by Adam Paul.