|First Appearance||The Nightmare Begins|
Dib's Laptop is a personal laptop that Dib seems to carry with him everywhere. Although it is rather bulky, Dib is somehow able to pull it out from his jacket at any given time. He uses it in several episodes, usually to assist him in foiling Zim's plans. It is proven to be extremely advanced, and comes packed with a number of features.
In "The Nightmare Begins", he used it to listen to a transmission of The Great Assigning on the planet Conventia. The same satellite dish, headphones and software used for that were used again in "Tak: The Hideous New Girl". In "A Room with a Moose", Dib used his laptop to map out the course of a wormhole. In "Bolognius Maximus", he used it to scan his DNA and identify foreign substances.
The laptop also features other equipment, such as a hacking probe, seen in "Future Dib". It possesses more practical functions, such as headphones and a microphone, the ability to speak (not unlike Zim's computer), and communication lines that he uses in "Gaz, Taster of Pork" and "The Most Horrible X-mas Ever". Dib uses it to store his alien findings, such as a blueprint of Tak's ship and an intergalactic language translator he got from Zim's computer, shown briefly in "Vindicated!". These are only some of its features, however, and it is unknown how many actions it can perform.